League MVP - Jason Isringhausen of the New Haven Traffic Cones
Yeah, a closer. Look at the numbers. This guys is producing amazing stats and has helped Jeff lock up the 2 seed. Could this finally be the year (and sport?) that Jeff breaks through and wins that elusive KFS title?
Draft Steal - Raul Ibanez of the Marshall St Menace
Yep, Mr Irrelevant. Has 3 HR's and 7 RBI's in the last three days. This is the kind of pick that Watts is banking on to turn his franchise around... which is exactly why he now plays for Woosta.
Best Pickup - Evan Longoria of the Baltimore Devil Rays
I've been reading articles and apparently Baltimore's conquest is now assured. Most of these articles are guaranteeing that whoever has Longoria is a lock to win this year. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not gonna waste my time on a league that somebody has already won. Grashow was so proud of this move that he has done it twice this year.
Draft Bust - Russell Martin of the Speedway Starwipes
Luckily GM Friedman forsaw the amazing levels of suckitude that await the owner of Russell Martin this year and has quickly fixed his mistake by trading him for the privelege of having Scott Kazmir take up one of his DL spots.
Worst Keeper - David Ortiz of the Woosta Pimp Roostas
Hard to understand what GM Rich Gallup was thinking in keeping Big Papi. His Mo Vaughn-esque physique has CLEARLY caught up with him and Rich will be lucky to get any production from this spot.
Rookie of the Year - Geovany Soto of the Woosta Pimp Roostas
How good is Mr. Soto? Well, to this point GM Rich Gallup has had only ONE catcher. Yeah that's right.
Package Series MVP - Evan Longoria of the Baltimore Devil Jays
As I said, I have read many articles and this is what experts are saying. Who am I to argue with experts? E-X-P-E-R-T-S!!!