Saber Haven

I was looking at the NECBL2 full standings yesterday and couldn't figure out how I'm in the overall lead. So, like any normal person would do, I calculated some stats:

TEAM	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS		ERA	WHIP	K/9
BAL	0.286	0.356	0.489	0.845		3.68	1.26	6.86
CRV	0.284	0.369	0.516	0.885		4.25	1.31	6.24
CHI	0.276	0.358	0.469	0.827		3.60	1.17	8.64
MAR	0.289	0.381	0.478	0.859		4.01	1.28	7.19
MHI	0.286	0.368	0.475	0.843		3.76	1.22	7.16
NHV	0.269	0.334	0.433	0.767		4.68	1.36	7.77
SPD	0.276	0.345	0.478	0.823		3.90	1.21	6.72
WOO	0.286	0.359	0.496	0.855		4.10	1.35	7.13

So yeah, just like I thought...It's all Papelbon.

"...I don't know if we'll have enough time!"

50 free points to the first owner to rename their baseball team the Tewksbury Ganjabricks...